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"Yesterday I wrote the number 69 on my wrist as a joke.

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The doctor spoke in a sombre tone, as he informed me on the bad news of my family’s passing.

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It's hard to find the right material for my clothing as I'm partial to newer, softer leather and they never seem to come in larger sizes.

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“Someone will visit you today,” my fortune cookie read.

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After my long work shift had ended, I got into my car and quickly started to break down in hysterics

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[NOV22] Their smallest warrior was about to become their bravest, and most honored.

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My mom told me we were going to stop at McDonald’s

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People always say how hard it would be to hide a body, that’s why I follow one simple rule.

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I thought I would be safe if I locked myself in the bathroom.

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He called my accusations invalid and claimed that he was flaccid.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Yesterday I wrote the number 69 on my wrist as a joke.	5
The doctor spoke in a sombre tone, as he informed me on the bad news of my family’s passing.	5
It's hard to find the right material for my clothing as I'm partial to newer, softer leather and they never seem to come in larger sizes.	5
“Someone will visit you today,” my fortune cookie read.	5
After my long work shift had ended, I got into my car and quickly started to break down in hysterics	5
[NOV22] Their smallest warrior was about to become their bravest, and most honored.	5
My mom told me we were going to stop at McDonald’s	5
People always say how hard it would be to hide a body, that’s why I follow one simple rule.	5
I thought I would be safe if I locked myself in the bathroom.	5
He called my accusations invalid and claimed that he was flaccid.	5